Wildfires sweeping through a large area of Southern California this morning have created a sense of panic throughout the state. Authorities believe that they may have found the cause and are looking into whether or not legal action will be taken.
Earlier today, a hiker in the vicinity of the fires discovered a man passed out on the ground with his arm on fire. The man was identified as actor Tom Sizemore of Saving Private Ryan and Good Dog, Bad Dog fame.
Sizemore was incoherent and did not seem to notice that his arm was on fire. He was unsure of his identity or whereabouts and demanded for the anonymous hiker to (paraphrased) “leave him the fuck alone and let him sleep, goddamnit”. The actor was dragged to a safe area by the good Samaritan who proceeded to urinate on Sizemore’s arm to put out the flames. Sizemore then curled up on a rock and went to sleep. He has not been seen since, but a homemade pipe common for methamphetamine use and a large propane torch were discovered in the vicinity of where Sizemore was initially discovered.
No further news has yet to have been released.
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